Chicken and seafood ATTACk... yet again

Look at the lips,
the nose..
and my disfigured face!!!
Everything so F***ing
SWolleN!!!

I swear the itching is burning!!!

My left upper eyelid swells up...
but my right bottom eye area
created a bag!!!

My first ugly Very Horrendous Looking pics tat i posted of myself on my blog...

GRRRRR!!!!


BENCI!!!!


GATAL!!!!


BUroK!!!


btw... tics is me wen CHICKENS esp...


OR


SEAFOOD!!!


Decided to bring my Self esteem down!!!



After it took me awhile building dem up!!!



No mood and time to update...
i rather use this time to tear this skin!!!

Hey MR Andrew!!!
Like Whatever Forces whom had abducted u away from Earth
had better return u back soon!!!
Cos I Like Miss U OH So Terribly!!!
Arsehole!!

2ndli- To my loveli Kak yati..
never had the chance to thank u personalli
for the loveli Fossil Watch u Bought for me...
I love it...
Thank you...

3rdli- i never Knew Fairytales of an evil stepmother
Tormenting the innocent Step Children still existed..
So to bonbon Loveli loveli Nephews and Nieces..
Hold on Children...
Karma Revolves...
and before u knew it...
it's already acting up on the fates of her real Children...
Swine Flu???
Tats wat u get for
asking my soon-to-be nephews and nieces to gather in ur toilet and cleaning up all ur shits..
U Swine!!!On the contrary,
i miss my well fed and taken care twinny and the boys like so so very much!!!

To Mua Bonbon!!! Alhamdullillah...
Another thorough Checkup in the hospital...
Went smoothly...
And like Doc Mickey questioned...
"Did u Took care of him well?"
Like Duh!!!
he's asking the oblivious..

tis pics reminded me of the fest time bonbon met my bestfren...
haikel...
on his bday celebration...
i miss u bff...
Sobx...

Bonbon have tis habit of not informing me wen he's otw out to fetch me..
or when he's already at the voideck waiting for me...
For fear that i might snapped at him for
taking a few secs of my time to get dress perfectli
or turn up on time but with my 'blackblack' expression.
So On few occassions... tis is wat happen...
i was all set to go and
while waiting for him to call,
i camwhored a lot...
on another hand,
he was already downstairs waiting abt 10 to 30 mins...
den he'll go
"AR BAGOS LA TU.... Die tunggu die... die tunggu die"

Last of it all...
To my Cik Ton...
i pray that u'll get well soon...
and things will appear smoother
with ur health....
And Chief Bearbot
i admire how ur taking things positively...
Be strong bang...
Oh ya DEe!! U lazy Ass!!
Fancy loving the moments of getting quarantined!!
Gal...
I miss u... im sorry i couldnt realli be dere wen u need me...
though i promised to...
Adeq...
i don werry too much bt ya...
cos i noe wen things go bad...
Ur creative mindset and those silly antics of urs...
would take u to a whole new level...
i miss u gorgaz....

And to Nadiarina and the passerby...
im sorry i cldnt publicise on my blog as to where im currentli werking...
cos a bad experience of being stalked by the
ghost of the ex-bf Girlfriend past
is still haunting me...
haha...
so maybe u can ask me thru msn K?

I've got lotsa tings to catch up
but so little time to do so...
so here's to Mahirah darling!!
im sorry i din reply and stuffs....
But i promise to go skewl on orientation day with u!!!
Yup im starting skewl...
and im so not geared up for it yet...
peace out....

Ps: MJ rest in peace...

BITE ME!!! GRRR!!!!

OMIGAWWWDD....
bon and bi did some calculation...
3 : 222
thats the ratio of the number of days i never meet bon
to the number of days we meet up, respectively.
Since the first time we laid eyes on each other...
AWWWW!!!!
Break it down
1 : 74 Days
Hahahaha!!!
Awesome!!!
And he just never get sick of me...

Yup he's got 2 bikes!!

Vice versa... The cuter One is mine!!
Woah i actualli very lazy to update 1!!
like nothing interesting to share lei...
GSS sales have been driving me and my colleagues
to work our butts off
Every single day
12 hrs a day!
& standing on our heels!
It's only been less than a mth since the day i started werking
but my in charge was very much impressed by my outstanding ability
to coquet with the Male Cust hu had never use our products into purchasing $100 over
(most are obnoxiously Loaded, Flirtacious, And narcissistically horrendous looking),
put a smile on most of these snobbish tai tais plastic faces,
(U can very much see many Asian Version of the late ANNA NICOLE SMITH.. )
persuade a secondary school student to purchase $200 over
Where do they get that much money??
Bite me...
and for that...
my silver glibbed tongue
landed myself on the highway of earning big bucks by the end of the mth...
wich is a good thing cos i need the cash bad as i've got less than 2 mths
to save money to buy all my skewl stuffs...
So yup it's official...
im a confirmed Beauty Consultant of * * *....
Yup im boasting... So??
It's like realli my first ever job that im realli enthu to perform
and the fact that im the only MALAY in the whole of other 18 shops...
Make me feel a little better abt myself...
u noe wat i mean??
boost up my self esteem...
i don tink u pple ever get it...
I use to think im a quitter...
but im trying to make way for a whole new revolution for myself...
So now im proud to say...
IM A FIGHTER(i had always been in a negative way though)...

Ohh yeah!! i love the dramatic fakies btw...
Cos im a DRAMA QUEEN!!!

More pics of mua beatiful Chicka
and Mua beautiful Work of art...

And Chip.... Thankiu!!!

Look at how the application of mascara
bring glow to your eyes...

i would cry if i ran out of them...

yuppp... biwa back ke back ke back!!!
So wats been going on??
Lets see...
-Work
-Work
-a proper date with bonbon....
-Work
-Make dee look beautiful with Mua Magic fingers
for her Glitz nite....
look look look...

BEFORE

from a plain jane

AFTER

to a Sexy Chicka!!!

yeah i noe it's not a upclose one and u cant
realy see my artwork on her beautiful beautiful face...
but the overall pieces still looks MAgnifico oKAY!!....
Dee u better post some of the model like pics taken at mua house!!!
don be so stingy can!!!!


Den dere was tis incident at werk...
wen a cust interrupted me wen i was explaining on a product
like a professional beauty consultant...ehem ehem...

Me: this Range actualli Contains Nano Gold of 99% to
actualli penetrate into ur skin and help to improve ur Blood CirCuLa...
CUST: are u from SinCapore?
Me: tion...
Me: Erm ya... i Am...
CUST: So you wat Ar?
Me: (HUH?)im a Malay...
CUST: Oh U Can Tok Chinese argh??
Me: A little bit...
CUST: Woah good Ar!! i tot just now u Chinese argh...
Den i tot u Malay oso...
Me:(JOKING) Oh Actualli I got mixed Blood...
i Got Portugese Indonesian Chinese Indian Arab Malay Blood...
CUST: WOAH GOOD AR U CAN TOK 1..2...3... 6 Words!!!
Me: 6 Words??(THINK THINK THINK)OHHH!!
6 LANGUAGES!!Ermmm.. ya ALL i understand!!
CUST: NO WONDER U SO PRETTY!! U got Rojak blood!!
Me: (WOAH BUI TAHAN WANNA LUFF AR) Maam U have a look ard first ar..
anything u can call me...
CUST: Okay BIVA.... thankiu argh!!!

Woah Tis SinCAporeaN AuntieS ar!!!
Bui tahan Argh!!!

Work is Great...
I Love My Job...
I get to Mingle With Tai Tais...
and Feeling feeling rich...

Den finally an Off Day Dat Never clash with Bonbon Schedule...
We Went Out.. Plans for Ice Skating was canceled
so had lunch at Arnold....
Movies at kallang...
and dessert at Snow ice...
Coolest icey dessert i ever encountered...
SedaP!!!
Night at Museum 2 was great..
But 1 Was definitely better..
And....
I RODE THE FINO
All ALONE ON MY OWN!!
I LOVE MY FINO!!!
bonbon agreed and compromise...
License...
Wait fOR Me!!!
Bonbon i love u!!!

Okay Pple Put on Ur Luffing gears...
As im abt to Show U My Bf...
Lipsynch to a jiwang song...
Acting like a drunkard bastard...
re-enactment of a typical MAT...
And Funniest of All... Minah!!!

It Could Get a little Draggy..

But Just Hold on...
it's funni at the later part..
Blast the Volume...

Btw

DAts All Folkss....


Ps: I tot i saw somebody like u....
But i guess i missed u so muchh...
Ika and aqif...
I miss u too Darla!!!

I MISS OUT THE CHANCE TO BOARD THE S'PORE FLYER FOR FREE!!!
AND JACOBS IT'S ALL UR FAULT!!!!

Due to some Setbacks and under some circumstances....
i have to leave
mycockandbullstories
for a short period of time!!!
maybe long....

gonna consult a shrink again
to get her brain to function
and her anger curb...
and maybe some tranquilizers as well...

Don Text me or call me pple!!!
Cos i ain't got any fon anymore!!!

And don bother to tag me...
cos i won't bother to reply...

hehee... DArn u Biwa!!!

My Long Lost Bestfren..
After KelKel's Departure..
Evon Lim Yu Qian
I miss you baby!!

1st 2 pics:
Pics of me and aUlfah helping a fren to be a model for her skewl tingy
2nd 2 pics:
Pics of Bonbon helping me to be a model for me!!!
hehehe...
He's The Greatest BF ever!!!
Like seriously...
How many of u girls's bf would do tis for u!!??
Ah ha ah ha!!!
im Proud of my Precious!!!

I guess it totally slipped my mind tat i had a blog!!!

So here i am today updating my Boring, hectic, annoying
days of my life journey going thru adulthood...
Have i mentioned BORING??
I've got like staggering amount of $800 to $900 pending
School fee and 3 mths Hp bill which im gonna use my
first pay to settle every single quarter n cents....
i guess my furtive debts had not been so secret after all..
Cos my nosy older brother...
just had to poked his nose by ripping off the letters send under Muah Name!!..
haha..
but atleast he was considerate enuff by offering me a good deal to pay for mua skewl fee...
Wich i declined!!
Obviously...
Cos im a Responsible adult who take control for my own actions!!
(A pat on my own shoulder For myself)

And Yesh Pple... I've got a job.. at the other end of singapore!!
And im not bumming at home depending
on my Sweet demure BF to bring me lunch and dinner for a whole good 2 mths...
And atleast im looking forward to the end of mth so tat i can bring home
a range of skincare products for Jie and me to share...
So tat She can stop Shouting in my face to stop using hers...

Im wondering how my gerls are doing??
Shoutout to you three ADULTS!!!
I miss u pussies Loads!!!

And...
Shoutout to u my Bff...
How u doing up dere??
I text ya a couple of times with hopes u reply...
How silly of me...
somehow i feel ur warm presence surrounding me..
and everytime im at werk..
ur all i tink of...
im missing u...
Anan bday just passed and i cldnt bring myself to wish him...
cos it felt rong without u...
he called me tat very nite saying he's all alone at the voideck...
if u still existed...
he would have been with u instead...

Yesterday i came across Evon at werk...
it was a moment of disbelief...
she rushed towards me so quickly
and we exchanged hugs n kisses..
we embraced so tight
tat both of us teared...
i couldnt find d rite werds to say...
infact i cldt even utter a werd...
but both of us knew u were the first thing tat appeared in our minds...
she's doing well i supposed...

Well pple i don have much to say...
cos im not realli in the best of mood...
Alhamdulillah tat Bonbon is well enuff after a gruelling 1 week trynna fight d virus..
it was a horrible horrible week...
To rub it in...
I've got a Mum...
My mum is A Mum
Hu just cldnt keep her mouth
MUM!!

Im filled with unruly emotions,
unsure of the exact cause of my current Turmoil...
Gdbye people of my nation...

i update soon...
i tink....

Ps: I miss u so much Kel..... So very very Much....

Meet My new Gff Pple... Her Name Is Aulfah!!
She's Hot...
She's Tall...
She's Paris
And Im Nicole!!
Woohhooo!!

15th April-
Watched Bonbon Played FusBAll... he was not Bad!! not bad at all....

Until one point, his fren acciddentally pulled down his shorts and exposed a

59yr-old Granpa underwear...- AND I MEANT GRANDFATHER-like UnDERWEAR!!

which had undergone discolouration

and way way oversized for him...

wich obviousli turn me off that instance..

it was humorous though....

Wakakakkaka!!!

Then we proceeded to Simpang for dinner...

everyone was complimenting Fino...

Cute Bike for cute pple like me...

heheh!!

Made frens with two new jambus!!!

I LOIKE!!!!

Everyone was like?....

Wats Ur Name??

Mei Hwa??

Ba Gua??

Oh BEi WaH!!!

Chibai!!!(Curse u Blockheads!!)

Say It with me Pple-

1)BI

2)WA

3)BIWA


14th April-
Bonbon came to ma hse after werk with much anticipation and Gusto waiting for 70 an Gerek to start...
He got dressed in my late father 70s clothings and started dancing ard....
So SEMANGAT lor!!!
70 an GerekGerek... Menarik... GerekGerek!!


10th to 11th of April-
Adeq last minit cancellation of the getaway...
didn realli affect me and bonbon...
we went ahead to JB to his parents hse...
drenched along the way...
some M'sians mat rempits...
Like Macam Understand...
honk2 at us...
Seek shelter bawah jembatan pon taklei!!
Den BapakBon came & fetch me in his car
and escorted bonbon thru the
Bloody HEAVY rain..
as his motorbike staggered thru the rain,
i admired his courage as i scrutinize his every movements

thru the car windows,

with the convenience of a comfy seat and aircon...
"Kesian Jali!" i said to bapakbon
den i turned to my side and gave a Menacing smirk and
Celebrated with Joy as my little heart sang
"PADANMUKE KO!!!"...
Hahahahha....
We ate alot dere...
And we also got bitten by Leeches...
the BLOODSUCKERs...

which stick motionless on our skin until it

had enuff sucking our blood and got fatter...
eventualli..
it would fall by itself...

Disgusting...
but Great Experience....

8th April-
Bonbon couldn't werk cos his raging female hormones took control of him...
So i had to take his place... and he accompanied me at werk...